Minions, Blackmail & R&B
As the night before was clearly hectic, so hectic in fact that it would put any Kookai wearing partygoer to shame, today was merely a day of recovery from the New Year’s Eve that was. Much to your dismay, today wasn’t action packed. There were no epic Jason Bourne fights or James bond chase offs, it was a time for relaxation. So sue me, for being a youthful delinquent who just wants to spend the day in bed.
I awoke slowly and had brekkie (boring toast) and my daily cuppa of tea-
WOAH JUST WAIT. CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS MINION CUP. IT’S ADORABLE.
I awoke slowly and had brekkie (boring toast) and my daily cuppa of tea-
WOAH JUST WAIT. CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS MINION CUP. IT’S ADORABLE.
Cute minion merchandise aside... I did do something productive today… Mainly because mum blackmailed me into cleaning my clothes cupboard. And to prevent family conflict, I took one for the team and folded those clothes like an absolute robot on the rampage.
Mum gave me a helping hand...
Mum gave me a helping hand...
I'll tell you one thing, cleaning my cupboard from the lurching beast that it was, was challenging. There were clothes everywhere. Jeans in one corner, pajamas on the top surface and every now and then, you'd run into an Asos tee. Absolute mayhem that would make a General Pants co worker go into a post mortem state. I knew some clothes had to go or else, in the near future, this clothes monster was bound to consume me.
Andrea's Cupboard Cleaning Survival Guide:
Step 1: Take it all the clothes out. Reel them out of their habitat into a location of the unknown.
Step 2: Decide if there's any clothes you don't want to separate the clothes beast (if you're a shopaholic like me, there will be some clothes in this category - more than you think).
Step 3: Place clothes you don't want in a pile and donate to charity (the angels from above will thank you).
Step 4: Fold like a chaotic madmen and move those arms. FOLD mate FOLD. Make those General Pants Co workers proud!!
Step 5: Place neatly folded clothes in cupboard/closet in a tidy manner. SUCCESS ! *cue uplifting music with a rap part mid way to make music compatible to younger generation*
Andrea's Cupboard Cleaning Survival Guide:
Step 1: Take it all the clothes out. Reel them out of their habitat into a location of the unknown.
Step 2: Decide if there's any clothes you don't want to separate the clothes beast (if you're a shopaholic like me, there will be some clothes in this category - more than you think).
Step 3: Place clothes you don't want in a pile and donate to charity (the angels from above will thank you).
Step 4: Fold like a chaotic madmen and move those arms. FOLD mate FOLD. Make those General Pants Co workers proud!!
Step 5: Place neatly folded clothes in cupboard/closet in a tidy manner. SUCCESS ! *cue uplifting music with a rap part mid way to make music compatible to younger generation*
Whilst we were cleaning my cupboard, R&B songs came on the radio and my love for R&B is so strong, it had to be featured in this blog post…
And after many a folding, we finally finished…
What I learned during my first day of 2016
1. The rejuvenation and euphoria you get from a clean clothes cupboard is indescribable.
2. Making your own memes are addictive.
3. 2016 feels the same as 2015 only the year number is different and I am one day closer to growing a full head of grey hairs.
4. I'm beginning to question my priorities - I'm 18, still financially dependent on parents and the highlight today was... cleaning my cupboard?
Real Housewives of Melbourne, you've got some tough competition as my life is chaotic as your verbal fights...
Sincerely,
the action packed party animal,
- Andrea x
1. The rejuvenation and euphoria you get from a clean clothes cupboard is indescribable.
2. Making your own memes are addictive.
3. 2016 feels the same as 2015 only the year number is different and I am one day closer to growing a full head of grey hairs.
4. I'm beginning to question my priorities - I'm 18, still financially dependent on parents and the highlight today was... cleaning my cupboard?
Real Housewives of Melbourne, you've got some tough competition as my life is chaotic as your verbal fights...
Sincerely,
the action packed party animal,
- Andrea x
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